Mornings really aren’t the most exciting time of the day, and breakfasts can get a little boring when following the bog standard daily routine. If you’ve ever wanted to be a harmless serial killer and wreak dastardly havoc at breakfast time, here’s your chance. Adorned with a lovingly intricate black engraving of a skull and crossbones, it’s clear to anyone around that here is a tool that means deadly business.

Cereal Killer Spoon - Etsy Canada Cereal Killer Spoon - Etsy Canada

And if that’s not enough to instil fear in any bystanders and potential victims, the no-nonsense text clearly proclaims to all that here indeed is a terrifying Cereal Killer.Arm yourself with your favourite stainless steel weapon of choice and take on those unsuspecting corn flakes. In fact, we’re pretty sure plenty of corn flakes were harmed in the making of this superb eating utensil, and the result is a highly efficient and slick tool for veteran and would-be cereal killers alike. This High quality stainles spoon engraved as 'Cereal Killer' using industrial standard engraving machine,so the impression will remain forever. This heavy duty eating utensil has been expertly crafted into a stainless spoon, with the amusing engraving imprinted using an industrial standard engraving machine. This means that this spoon is a long lasting tool that will successfully dispatch millions of cereal flakes to a better place, and cope splendidly with millions of washes to remove any evidence of its dastardly (and delicious) deeds.