Turns out, far too much has been written about great men and not nearly enough about morons. Doesn’t seem right.”

It’s an unsubstantiated fact, folks. Next time someone introduces themselves as Desmond Crakehall, vacate the area! You need to take your enemy’s side if you’re going to see things the way they do. And you need to see things the way they do if you’re going to anticipate their actions, respond effectively, and beat them.” Tyrion: “Good. Sons of kings can be cruel and stupid as you well know. His will never torment us. That is the wheel our queen wanted to break. From now on, rulers will not be born, they will be chosen, on this spot, by the lords and ladies of Westeros to serve the realm.” You don’t have to be a bastard for this one. You are what you are, never let anyone make you feel ashamed of it! Unless you’re the kind of bastard who’s a jerk, not the illegitimate child kind. You should definitely feel ashamed for being a jerk. If your friends ever have a stupid idea, feel free to punch them in the face but metaphorically, not literally.That may not be entirely true. Just take a look at all the news coverage on a certain Republican Party primary candidate.

Depends on your definition of better. Ever tried writing an essay with a belly full of wine? You may find the writing process is better, but you’ll also find the result is most certainly not better.Listen to me. Sometimes possession is an abstract concept. When they captured me, they took my purse, but the gold is still mine.” That’s right, Canadians have memories like dolphins. Not that Canadians can recognize various whistling sounds, just that they remember a lot. We still have to take King’s Landing. Maybe Cersei will win and kill us all. That would solve our problems.” A wise man once said the true history of the world is the history of great conversations in elegant rooms.”