He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father? He said to the wife : ‘Those fifteen kids we’ve got, there’s something not right … get them lined up ! Whenever a group of lads are having a laugh, it is always a case of asking “who is it at the expense of?

Of course, Newcastle supporters would be better off singing songs about our own team for sure and really there isn’t much of a need for them to sing the songs they did.

I've always been dubious of that because of the hours it would take just to do the driving, never mind spend any time on the ground recording or playing a show. In an ideal world they wouldn’t be singing that – but when did it become so taboo for football fans to engage in (what they see as) banter?

Young’s Guide to Demotivating Employees, How to Sell Your House Condo or Co-op in Any Market and the current series of The Best Ever Book of Jokes. Unfortunately, the Beatles Bible doesn't list any dates the Beatles ever played in Newcastle-under-Lyme, versus three or four dates in Newcastle-upon-Tyne. Every Sunderland supporter knows what a joke the Magpies really are and so do most people up and down the country. Most comments I’ve heard about the region from outsiders is just harmless banter, usually about how we drink a lot and are immune to the cold. We also come from an area of the country that struggles with poverty and unemployment, equally feeling the full force of Thatcher’s economic policies, so not difficult to appreciate that it is tongue in cheek and a wind-up, not as though we come from a well-off region.Suddenly, a member of the public stops him, and says, "I recognise you from somewhere, are you famous? The Newcastle United Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! The 103 third parties who use cookies on this service do so for their purposes of displaying and measuring personalized ads, generating audience insights, and developing and improving products. My advice, Sir’, said the doctor, ‘Is to get a black bin liner, and put some rotten vegetables in the bottom of it.