To any young person pondering this strange phenomenon today ('What did you do during the golf bore war, Grandad?'), the assumption might be that all of this was merely a case of supply in response to demand, but that is not how things actually were. There was barely any demand outside of the comedy (and possibly the golfing) community; there was simply far too much unsolicited supply. This Leeds fan goes home for his dinner and his wife puts a plate of grass on the table in front of him. “What’s this?” he asks.

Well," said the guy, "Three weeks before I died, I gave 10 pounds to the starving children in Africa." Seeing this, the Liverpool fan walked over and shouted "This is for the true Reds and everyone!" and pushed the Man United fan off the side of the mountain.This, from the Seventies through to the Nineties, is what television management signally failed to do when it came to the sport of golf. The broadcasters, for some unknown reason, seemed content to indulge comedy's golfing fraternity as it did its best to make everyone else feel that they were fellow members of a virtual clubhouse. However even though he was certain he missed the glory-hunting shit, he still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything he turned to the priest and said What does a [insert team here] fan do after watching their team win the Premier League? Turn off the PlayStation! These were the best tweets and jokes as Leeds lose 3-4 on aggregate to Derby in their Championship play-off semi-final:

It was also an off-night for Bamford, who wasn't his usual self in front of goal, with his frustration clear to see on the pitch. Read More Related Articles While another tweeted: "Do you remember when offside was brought in to prevent goal hanging? #lufc".

They say 'yes of course' so he asks for a Manchester United shirt. His friends think that that's a little bit weird because he has been the biggest Liverpool FC fan his whole life. A van driver used to amuse himself by running over every Manchester United fan he would see strutting down the side of the road, dressed in their ubiquitous red colors. There used to be few things more frightening for television viewers than the sight of a comedian in a Pringle sweater. It meant that he was almost certainly about to talk about golf, tell jokes about golf, take part in a sketch about golf or introduce another Pringle-sweatered great mate who was equally mad about golf. The technology deemed that Costa's kneecap had strayed beyond the last defender, though, and then the goal was chalked off. Diego Llorente, Mateusz Klich and Roberts all struggled for Leeds against West Ham on Monday evening.

Yeah, but last week we were caught and had to sit down and watch the rest of the game,” replied one of the fans. Local golfers will appreciate that Moortown Gold Club is pleasant enough, but a Ryder Cup host? Surely not. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, “Sorry Father, I almost hit that Liverpool fan.” “That’s ok,” replied the priest. “I got him with the door.” A man from Liverpool, England was touring the USA on holiday and stopped in a remote bar in the hills of Nevada. He was chatting to the bartender when he spied an old Native American man sitting in the corner. He had tribal gear on, long white plaits, wrinkled face.That was their salutary lesson. What, however, can the rest of us learn from this odd sporting saga? Despite two goals from Stuart Dallas Leeds have lost in the play-offs to Derby. A definite case of Derby Does Dallas. #LEEDER One day, as the driver was driving along, he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the van over. He asked the Priest, "Where are you going, Father?" A: They had pictures of Manchester United Players on them...and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. The Arsenal fan hurled himself off the mountain, shouting "This is for the Gunners!" as he fell to his doom.

Let’s play carpenter! First, we’ll get hammered, and then I’ll nail you. SFW Dirty Jokes (You May Even Tell Your Kids) Q. What’s the difference between listening to Alex Ferguson’s after-match interview and childbirth?Klich, who has looked like a passenger in recent games, was once again off it for Leeds and was replaced at half-time by Marcelo Bielsa. My partner just split up with me because they think I’m obsessed with football. I’m a bit gutted about it – we’d been going out for three seasons.