Bacon Lip Balm

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But if your lips are feeling ragged after that arctic expedition and you're looking for an more convenient alternative to pulling that slab of bacon out of your murse (that's man-purse for you pansies), then give this macho-infused balm a try. Because Bacon Lip Balm does not contain any actual bacon it makes an equally great gift for bacon lovers and staunch vegetarians who miss the days when they, too, indulged in the tastiest of meats. But don't pout that weary mouth just yet, because there's a product on the market that's here to make all of that agony taste delicious. The material on this site may not be reproduced, distributed, transmitted, cached or otherwise used, except with the prior written permission of Condé Nast. This easy recipe will have your lips tasting like bacon in no time, to complete the lip balm will take approximately 15 minutes.Now heat the bacon with a little oil until it is browned, then pour the oil into your container with the lip balm base it it. Ingredients: mineral oil, polybutane, ethylhexyl palmitate, aloe barbadensis leaf extract, ozokerite, synthetic wax, caprylic/capric triglyceride, beeswax, methylparaben, propylparaben, tocopheryl acetate, titanium dioxide, fragrance.