The highlights are Shuttleworth's tunes. Musical memorials immortalising the otherwise forgettable, they may represent the funniest ever deployment of the bossa nova beat. There are tributes in song to chocolate bars ("I propose a mutiny over the Bounty") and Special K ("I'm a serial cereal eater"). There's only one word for this: pukka.

John Shuttleworth's song "Two Margarines" is a humorous piece about the struggles of having two margarines at once. The lyrics describe the dilemma of choosing between the two margarines to butter one's scone, a decision that seems trivial but can cause significant stress. The idea of two margarines in one's life is likened to a nightmare scenario that can even threaten a happy marriage. The song has been praised for its ability to turn a mundane topic into something amusing and relatable. The song has become a staple in John Shuttleworth's live performances and is often requested by his fans. These facts alone were enough to have me avoiding margarine for life and anything else that is hydrogenated (this means hydrogen is added=2C changing the molecular structure of the substance).. Eating margarine can increase heart disease in women by 53% over eating the same amount of butter according to a recent Harvard Medical StudyThe idea for the song came from a conversation Graham Fellows had with a friend who was disturbed by the presence of two margarines in his fridge. Two Margarines" was released as a single in 1982 by Graham Fellows, the comedian behind John Shuttleworth. My wife thinks I am crazy for worrying about having two margarines, but for me, it's like a nightmare. no flies not even those pesky fruit or horse flies will go near it (that should tell you something)

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The line "Two margarines, how I long for the day when there's only one" suggests the narrator's desire for simplicity and clarity. It reflects a longing for a life where decisions are straightforward and the paralysis caused by overthinking is absent. However, the wife's remark, calling him "a lunatic," serves as a gentle reminder that his preoccupation with insignificant choices may be more problematic than the choices themselves.