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Jules Breach, Joe Cole and Joleon Lescott are forced to keep their cool as England fans chant 'Channel 4 is f****** s***' live on air after North Macedonia draw It’s a valid argument and I hope you are right, Adam. Nolan, like all professional footballers however, should be able to follow instructions. Such as: don’t get booked. The same scenario happened in 2008 with Manchester City going to Middlesbrough. City lost 8-0 with Richard Dunne sent off early. Dubdub, Dublin.Russell Brand. James Cordon. Ray Winstone. Steve Harris. Danny Dyer. Phil Jupitus. No, you haven’t stumbled onto a Celebrity Come Dine With Mein the seventh circle of hell. These are just a few of the famous faces that have a hammer-shaped hole in their heart. Barcelona 2-1 Porto: Joao Felix nets second-half winner as Catalan giants come from behind to book their... First,” he says, “the woman must be blind, so that she cannot see who it is that she is having relations with.”

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Aaron Ramsdale howler almost hands Brentford an early lead as the Arsenal stopper gets his feet all wrong minutes into rare start Andy Murray 'gutted' after his injury heartache drags on with shoulder problem... as he withdraws from Davis Cup ahead of Novak Djokovic clash I take the arguments against wishing to be involved but you would think that a mid-table team would want something to fight for? Those six pre-season games could be the time to use fringe or young players, who might not be involved in the Premier League season. Spain seems to care about the Europa League. Why not English clubs? Abiice, United States.

Rafa Benitez is among those touted as Sam Allardyce's successor, should he part company with West Ham West Ham's stars are joined by their WAGs on a night out in Soho for their Christmas Party - as Karren Brady and David Sullivan drop in too - three days before they fly for Europa League game in Serbia Fernando Alonso leaves fans STUNNED with incredible reflexes as the Spaniard takes a sharp swerve at 185mph to avoid loose drain cover in Las Vegas West Ham will suffer if they go into the Europa League. Swansea City last season and Everton this season are prime examples of why that competition is nothing but a distraction. Even top-six sides struggle with the fixture timetable. Premier League status is imperative and must be placed as a priority above all. West Ham’s squad is nowhere close to being able to cope with Europe, they couldn’t even handle an FA Cup run and league form has gone since once the injuries hit. The Europa League is an impossible task given that Champions League failures gain access at the mid-point, and little priority is given to teams having to play two days before a Premier League weekend. While the West Ham hierarchy might see Europe as a feather in the cap, they need to take the blinkers off. Key players in the squad are struggling to walk and running into Europe is the last thing we need. Hammertime, Australia. Wouldn't a few competitive, if relatively easy, games in Europe get a West Ham or Everton squad in better shape than a few half-baked friendlies, which are usually also played abroad? Mike, York.Man City unveil tribute to club legends Colin Bell, Francis Lee and Mike Summerbee... with bronze statue hailed as 'truly special' for the players and the families One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?" Look, there will always be reasons why teams prioritise certain fixtures and I don’t think that can be avoided. It can even be argued that sometimes a few reserves anxious to impress might present a bigger challenge than first-team players who do not see, for instance, a cup tie against lower-league opposition as greatly inspiring. The difference here is the incentive for whoever is selected to play in a more restrained manner.