Mug of Dwarven Hate: Any alcoholic beverage placed into the cup instantly becomes alcohol-free and tastes of raw sewage. burası kümülatif bir şey oldu, en günceli üste alıyorum. Rabbim bana tersini yazmayı nasip etsin inşallah.

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ur music saved me, ეგრე ვარ ფლორენსის მიმართ. ძალიან ძვირფასი ქალია. პაწაწინა ალქაჯი. ასე რომ, "Useless" კი არა, ძალიანაც Useful არის ეს ყველაფერი თავისი ლამაზი ილუსტრაციებიანად.I'll separate the art from the artist and the lyrics from the music for a moment and say that the song lyrics were more poetic than the poems, while the lyrics could've worked a little bit better if they were rewritten without some of the repetitions. Horn of Annoying Proclamations: This brass bugle compels its bearer to raise it to their lips and announce their companions' passage through any sort of doorway or portal with a loud and poorly performed fanfare, forcing all allies within earshot to make a dc 10 wisdom save or be compelled to cover their ears or slap the horn blower. Invisibly-Everburning Torch: When held aloft, this torch produces a magical flame that never goes out and gives off no heat, which illuminates as a standard torch, but its light is only visible to creatures with darkvision (which it does not interfere with). Note--the area it illuminates is less than the vision range of darkvision. Cloak of Dramatic Billowing: makes anyone look heroic (optional +1 charm), but a downright liability when you're trying to sneak up on people With three consecutive number one albums (and a possible fourth on the horizon at time of writing) plus a headline performance at Glastonbury cementing her mega-star status, now is the time for Florence Welch to publish a souvenir book for fans.

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Witchy Wonder, a simple green nose with a bit of string. When attuned to it gives the user a vile and disgusting putrid green face. It does give the user proficiency in poison identification and distillation. Staff of Detect Magic, a wooden staff capable of detecting magic, when activated it will detect itself and shed dim light for 10ft. Unlimited nonusefullness. I think there are some days when you let the melody take control over you and the other days when you let the lyrics sink in. I felt both today. His arms grow tiny and weak – with an effective Strength of 3, and the weight of the Gauntlets cause his arms to hang straight down, being completely useless. The wearer cannot carry anything in his hands. No shields, either.

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Mirror of Mirroring: Upon looking in this mirror, you instead are mirrored, swapping all of your handedness and symmetry as if you were the mirror image instead. This effect can be reversed by you casting "Mirror Image" on the mirror. This is patently absurd, unless you want to really argue that your D&D realm is some sort of Free Market utopia where the competition ensures high standards. Our theory (well, mine, mostly) is that there must be some magic items in circulation which didn't quite work out as intended, or were conceived by the apprentice, subject to the Friday Afternoon rule, or deliberately made down to a budget for the 1GP Magic Store chain. Dr Widdershin’s Fantastic Battletrowsers, a fantastically stylish pair of trousers. Allows the user to increase their AC by 1, does not work if user is wearing actual armor. Generous in its honesty, by the end you feel as though you have climbed into the colourful, and sometimes tortured, world – and bedroom – of a passionate artist. Paper of Message, A piece of paper that acts as the animal messenger spell. A paper can be folded into this and folded into a paper airplane. Reusable.

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If you are new to Florence, go listen to her records and fall in love with her! But for longstanding fans, this is such a special glimpse into the creative mind of the artist. It includes nearly all her lyrics, a handful of poems, and a ton of sketches and jottings ripped from journals and stray pads of paper. Her lyrics really hold up to being read without the music to accompany them, and the poems definitely felt like a glimpse into her writing process.

Menace of Marbles, A marbles game bag that they don’t make like they used to. Provides 1000 marbles that can be summoned (treat as ball bearings) Dex 10 to avoid them. 1000 marbles creates four 5x5 ft squares. Marbles turn to dust in 24 hours and bag recharges daily. Ax of Armistice, A well made steel greataxe made by tieflings. +1 to intimidation +1 to hit, if an enemy is killed with this axe all extra damage is carried over to another enemy within 10ft. On daily attunement, make a DC10 charisma saving throw, if failed the user will attempt peace first until they are hit for any damage or are persuaded to attempt violence DC10. Remember that it is both a game and a story. If the two conflict, err on the side of cool, your players will thank you for it." Mostly these items will start to creep into campaigns either as nuisance items, obscure use, or just of the lolz by creating a sudden panic when the item does something completely irrelevant and unexpected. A small sample of the list is below, but I would welcome some more if you have any; Lyrics and never-before-seen poetry and sketches from the iconic vocalist of Florence and the MachineSongs can be incredibly prophetic, like subconscious warnings or messages to myself, but I often don't know what I'm trying to say till years later. Or a prediction comes true and I couldn't do anything to stop it, so it seems like a kind of useless magic.