Why do you think a banana doesn’t snore? It’s because they don’t wish to wake up the rest of the bunch. To make the slippers I used worsted weight acrylic yarn and kept a medium tension - this isn't amigurumi but it's not a loose stitch either. I wanted there to be flexibility in the fabric while making it durable and of course, cozy. How does a monkey keep itself safe while going down a flight of stairs? The monkey stays safe by holding on to the banana-ester. The average banana is about six inches long and weighs around three ounces. There are more than 1,000 varieties of bananas in the world. The most popular variety in the United States is the Cavendish banana. These banana jokes are popular all around the world. Why do you think the girl kept falling off her bike? Because she kept slipping off the banana seat.

Why do you think the banana received so many Valentine’s Day cards? Because it was extremely sweet. What happened when the banana team defeated the Fruit Championship? All the fans in the stadium went bananas, of course!Why was Anna not allowed to visit the grocery store? Because she was caught stealing a bunch of fruits, they had to ban Anna.

How did one banana greet the other banana when they met for the very first time? It said, “Yellow, nice to meet you!” What caused the banana so much disappointment? He was disappointed because someone mistook him for a plantain. Perhaps your pal is having a difficult day, or perhaps your partner is upset about something. What’s an excellent way to make them laugh? Through some hilarious jokes, obviously! Maybe you’re looking for a joke to break the ice on your first date, or you’re hoping to open with a one-liner at a meeting (the’safe for work’ kind, in this case, for sure). What do you think the banana peel did as soon as she received her Christmas present? She peeled off the wrapping paper.When the banana was making positive life decisions, what did the apple say to them as words of motivation? I’m so proud of you for taking a step in the ripe direction. Why was the ice cream socially canceled? It was canceled because the banana split with the ice cream.

What happened when most of the fruits on the banana split committee realized that the banana was a good mascot for their brand? They came to a split decision. When the ice cream and banana were planning to steal from the pantry, what did the banana say to the ice cream? All the profits will be equally split between the two of us. One should always be extra kind to a banana. Why do you think that is? It’s because you shouldn’t hurt their peelings. What are two bananas called when they are friends with a monkey? They’re known as a bunch of idiots.Now that you have a whole list to refer to for banana jokes, which are the ones you think you will memorize and use? Which one made you laugh out loud the loudest? Let us know in the comments.