Dear Chad the women getter, I am a woman myself and I have the privilege of saying that no Chad shall swoop me off my feet. I'm not into the movie, so, in an attempt to get me to watch it, she said, "You can play with my boobs if you watch the movie. We’ve curated a hilarious list that is not only funnier than the ones you learned in high school but will fill your chest with laughter. If they could bottle how good it feels to take off your bra, that would sell for more than any expensive wine. After all, no two are alike, they go through a whole ass life cycle when you’re pregnant and nursing, and end up south of where you expected them to be.

The other girlfriend grabs a paper towel and goes to hand it to her friend, but she trips and elbows her bestie right in the boob.Dear Ms DefenderOfFeminimimim, as a fellow women myself i must concur with stated fact reguarding Chads inability to steal our hearts, but i must correct that is not due to a smooth thinker.

Flat-chested women have the best attitudes because they’ve already gotten everything off their chest.By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Bountiful boobers will reign, with your help we can start the revolution and booby empire can rise from the rubble. As a woman, my child feeding units shall not accept such slander from a smooth brain such as yourself, CHAD. Well,” says the camel, “I think that’s a strange question from somebody whose wiener is on his face. Straight men go from drinking from boobs to obsessing about boobs to having a pair of boobs of their own.