This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together. And while, as the father of six children, you might say that I’m qualified to write such a manual, it’s not true — I’m winging it like everyone else. However, I’ve been a father for more than 15 years, and with six kids I’ve learned a lot about what works and what doesn’t, what’s important and what you can safely ignore (unlike that odd grating sound coming from your engine).

When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein. Give your dad a gift that will last all year with a printable coupon book for Dad. There are coupons to treat him with everything from extra help around the house to dinner out! Here is a colored version you might like, too: a printable Father’s Day Coupon Book. Limit TV and video games. I’m not saying you have to be Amish or anything, but too much of this type of entertainment keeps them from doing more imaginative playing, from reading, from getting outside to exercise. I recommend an hour a day of “media time”, but you can find the amount that works for you and your family. Let them be themselves. Many parents try to mold their child into the person they want their child to be … even if the child’s personality doesn’t fit that mold. Instead, instill good behaviors and values in your child, but give your child freedom to be himself. Children, like all humans, have quirks and different personalities. Let those personalities flourish. Love your child for who he is, not who you want him to be. In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.

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My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic. A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.” A good father will leave his imprint on his daughter for the rest of her life.” — Dr. James Dobson, “Solid Answers”

Our fathers, step-fathers, and grandfathers do so much for us every day. So why not celebrate the men that are important to you? Say happy father’s day with this Best Dad Ever Card. Featuring bold lettering that reads 'Best Dad Ever' in a lovely chrome pink. How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner. Are Dad jokes good for you? Inarguably. Recent studies have shown that a good dose of humor, however groan-worthy, can lower your risk of cardiovascular illness, increase your body's ability to fight pain and prevent disease, and even help you live longer. Yes, fine, it didn’t help my dad live longer, but I know for a fact that he was laughing on the last day of his life, and that seems like the best possible way to leave this mortal coil. Labor & delivery is measured in hours. Birth is a moment. Being a parent is the rest of your life.” ― Lisa Marshall, "Becoming a Dad: The First-Time Dad’s Guide to Pregnancy Preparation (101 Tips For Expectant Dads)"I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally. A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.