pepper spray and sprayed my eyes, my eyes are so ichy and I'm constantly washing them under water but they really I feel harrassed by a co-worker and he/she is on my shift today so I don't want to go in and file a complaint or a charge. about my car. (Mechanics did an amazing job to make your car identical again, and your family friend heals over a month.

The police shut down my road for investigation, I don't know what happened I can't leave my street, so I'm not coming My neighbor's pacemaker stopped working, his wife came to me so I'm rushing him/her to the hospital. I'm not coming in. When they ask you what happened, tell them you don't wan't to talk about it and if you talk about it, have a set I can't come into work today, I fell down a well, trying to save a puppy this morning. Now I'm waiting for

I have a serious inflict with the police that is confidential and won't allow me to come in today, I'm sorry. Since she is home alone, I can't leave her alone just incase if this freak trys anything life threantening. I was falsely arrested this morning and I just got released. All they did was appologize, nothing more. I'm hungry and I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up gas, I forgot it there, and I'm driving around trying to retrace where I was called in to attend some court room action as a witness, as I witnessed an accident some months ago, I completely

I was abducted and I'm chained up in a closed room. I don't know where I am but I will let you know when or if I get out. I spilt my smoothie as I was driving to work, loss control of the wheel and I crashed into the pole. I'm A good old frined recently got into a car accident and is a parapalegic now(can't move from waste down). I have to attend There is a serious investigation on my street and the police warned my family and I not to leave the house. because a gun shot and screaming in the building was reported. It was one of the buildings by ______(area with buildings).I came fishing out here on lake ______(name of lake-or could be ocean) very early and was expecting to be at work by now. apartment building this horrible event took place. This is very serious I can't leave, I am helping with the investigation line, including my house, cars, and savings. This is everything I own so I can't miss this meeting, I can't come in. My child/younger cousin ran away from home. I have to report it and put up missing signs, this is so serious I can't come There's a bunch of racoons in my kitchen and I'm with my family in the room until animal control arrives and saves us. I can't

He is married to writer and publisher Michèle Brown, with whom he co-curated the exhibition of twentieth century children’s authors at the National Portrait Gallery and founded the award-winning Teddy Bear Museum now based at the Polka Theatre in Wimbledon. He is a trustee of the British Forces Foundation, and a former chairman and now vice-president of the National Playing Fields Association.

GIFs

A family freind in a coma, past away today after a long stong stuggle, so I'm visitin his/her family. I won't be coming My family friend crashed my car and is very injured on the way to the hospital. I can't come in, I'm taking the day to out and I will have no where to live. I need to replace it today and look all over town for the exact model. I can't make My housekeeper stole all my identities, money, and jewellery yesterday and I just realized today. I have to go with the

This is usually down to neglecting the Six Pees. Proper Preparation Prevents Piss-Poor Performance. Actually none of the the excuses would be necessary if we paid closer attention to the Six Pees. I'm not coming into work today, I have signed up for a community service (volunteer program) to help the homeless I'm can't come in today, I have an important all day meeting with my instructor/mentor who is monitoring my disabilityI have to go to an old friends barmitzfa, we have been friends since childhood, and I totally forgot it was today.