Are you and your partner looking for some extra-fancy dress, or the perfect fit for a classy get-together? We’ve been told that the best way to make a good impression at a tony party is to bring along a tasteful wine and cheese pairing. And we don’t see how anybody could do better than this hilarious costume set, which lets everyone know just how much you and your partner hope they enjoy the hors d’oeuvres!

The yellow cheese wedge is served on a pair of suspenders with its own special knife, since some people consider it poor manners to assume the host will provide one. And because couples costumes are always better with a little double entendre on the side, the Cabernet tunic comes with a realistic label detailing its risque provenance!