This action is done to entertain many grown men, and even their partners. Since the penis hangs freely, many men enjoy moving their hips in an up and down movement and watching their penis “whip it. The “kielbasa” is shorter, stout, and able to stimulate the vaginal or rectal walls like nobody’s business. From early childhood, little boys love using their little penises as mini-launchers, so don’t be surprised to hear they also enjoy using it as full-grown men. It’s even better as an adult, because of the ability to launch heavier items further across the room. There are some men that find it amusing to use their penis as a weapon of destruction. Pro tip: Lube always makes for a good time, whether you have foreskin or not. But if you’re cut, using it could minimize chafing for you during a long or particularly snuggly session. Uncircumcised Tl;Dr: was masturbating in dark room when my sociopathic grandma walks in with a knife, makes a circle in my room then walks out. 5. Stay away from poison ivy

While these are technically penis pics, they're much more adorable and charming than something you'd send while sexting. Little Dude is a good-natured Everyman who seems more than ready to dress up as a superhero, or dive head first into a cake.

6. Men Using Their “Sex Juice” as Cream – “The Ultimate Penis Baker”

Some like to see how heavy of a towel their penis could hold, while others just want to provide their partners with a portable and instant towel stand. Special thanks to the contributors of the open-source code that was used in this project: @krisk, @HubSpot, and @mongodb. Positions that allow you to work the curve toward the front wall of the vagina or rectum give you the same hot-spot advantage as those with banana shapes.

Boners happen by way of blood flow and that blood carries oxygen to you penis that helps keep it in shape. A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a viagra. “Why in the world do you want that?” she asks. He looks at her and says, “Well, that’s what you give dad when his shit won’t get hard.” Me and my friend were masturbating to some hardcore dinosaur pornography. Unfortunately, my mothersaurus. Pro tip: Use lots of lube, take it slow, and master the dog positions, like traditional doggy or downward-facing dog (yes, like the yoga pose), if you want to go deep and hit the G-, A-, or P-spot. Average length and girthThis is because of your sex hormones regulate melanocyte cells, which are responsible for pigmentation. The same healthy lifestyle habits that reduce your risk of chronic diseases can also help your penis, including: Getting to know your penis will make it easier to spot any new or unusual changes that could indicate an underlying health condition. There are many men who have a wild imagination! What happens when a man loves to bake and wants to use their penis as a baking tool? They don’t, really. However, Dr. John Harvey Kellogg, the breakfast cereal mastermind, hoped that they would. He invented cornflakes and other products because he thought that plain foods would lead Americans away from the “sin” of masturbation.