Let them alone: they be blind leaders of the blind. And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch. Arndorfer, James B (13 December 2004). "Is nothing sacred? Bible gets series of makeovers". Adage. Archived from the original on 24 June 2021 . Retrieved 22 June 2021. urn:oclc:56504766 Republisher_date 20120625014047 Republisher_operator [email protected] Scandate 20120622142949 Scanner scribe11.shenzhen.archive.org Scanningcenter shenzhen Worldcat (source edition) And the carcases of this people shall be meat for the fowls of the heaven, and for the beasts of the earth; and none shall fray them away.

I Love God's Word! I have learned, cried, grown, thrown, and laughed with it. Then by happenstance ( ha didn't know that was a word) this book fell into my hands after a now wonderful friend dropped me into teaching the 4th and 5th grade Bible school with some of the smartest, craziest kids I have ever been Blessed to know. These kid's were not about to set and read these papers that the Sunday school director gad given me to teach them and do the Q&A. They were all over the place. Nancy, the Lady that was training me was a smart cookie. She knew what she was doing. She had a rewards system, and I latched on to it and added to it. But I also started reading this book and found out that reading the Bible could be fun. (Well, Fun in a way that that kids with hormones and 2 minute attention spans found fun.) So, I took it to the school board meeting, and the director was not to happy about it, but the majority saw no problem using it as an aid. The woman eyes up the fruit and thinks, It does look pretty tasty – especiallyif it’s instant wisdom in a couple of bites. So she grabs herself a juicy one,and takes a large chomp out of it. Then she hands it to Adam, and hetakes a mouthful too. Straight off, their eyes are opened and they real-ize they’re stark naked. A new feeling – embarrassment. They stitchtogether some fig leaves and cover the necessaries.

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Beaujon, Andrew (7 July 2004). "Hallelujah Palooza". Washington Post. ISSN 0190-8286. Archived from the original on 5 April 2022 . Retrieved 22 June 2021. This kind of nonsense goes on for the whole book, and offers up an interesting glimpse into the psyche of the author (interpreter?). Jesus is sort of an asshole in passages, especially in the famous feet washing scene where he uses passive aggression and tells the disciple that he has stank ass feet to guilt his followers in to doing this nasty ass work themselves. The reader is also treated to finding out what type of hip music each of the psalms can be set to, like neu metal, or gangsta rap, or emo, grunge etc.,. It's a pretty awful book that seems to be insulting to anyones intelligence, or maybe I'm just being a smug elitist asshole. After a long hot trip, he turns the corner into his old street. His dad sees him and runs out into the street in his slippers, throws his arms round him, lifts him up and spins him round. And the noise! The whole street hears it. Soooo embarrassing!

Oh, you mean the Law doesn't change? You mean by taking out the parts I don't like is in a sense blasphemy? Yep, sorry Rob. If I was a believer and you were still alive and I saw you, I'd feel compelled to stone you to death, because you're teaching a different religion than the one handed down by the enfant terrible of up in the sky. I'd hate to do it, but he's pretty clear, it's you or me buddy. If I didn't throw the stone, I'd be getting the wrong end of the cosmic bitch slap. And the people to whom they prophesy shall be cast out in the streets of Jerusalem, victims of famine and sword, with none to bury them—them, their wives, their sons, and their daughters. For I will pour out their evil upon them.

Oh, oh. Mr. Lacey says it's ok to break some of the Laws!! No heaven for you. No beat boxing with your homies, that means straight to hell with you!! Now the snake was top of the Animal Cunning League. UndisputedKing of Sly among all God’s creative work. He sees the woman, slith-ers up to her and asks, “Are the rumours true? Did God really slap aban on eating the fruit off these trees?” Justice is driven away, and right cannot come near. Truth stumbles in the public square, and honesty finds no place there. And it shall come to pass, if they say unto thee, Whither shall we go forth? then thou shalt tell them, Thus saith the LORD; Such as are for death, to death; and such as are for the sword, to the sword; and such as are for the famine, to the famine; and such as are for the captivity, to the captivity…