Rude Valentine's Card For Him & Her Dirty Roses Are Red Poem For Boyfriend Or Girlfriend

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If you've been racking your brains for the perfect Valentine's Day gift, a naughty poem could be just the thing to make your other half feel special. I wasn't thinking of anyone in particular when I wrote the next poem, but there is certainly an archetype who fits the bill. We're getting into our stride with a light, humorous poem about the delicate subject of interfamilial sexual relations and how they manifest themselves at Valentine's Day.

Plus, if you decide you want to balance out your rude Valentine's poem with a more romantic one too, we've got loads of more traditional Valentine's love poems to browse. The 103 third parties who use cookies on this service do so for their purposes of displaying and measuring personalized ads, generating audience insights, and developing and improving products.

The final valentines poem is a rather strong rebuke which can be employed if a former lover uses Valentine's Day as an unwelcome excuse to try to rekindle the best forgotten love affair.

Valentine’s Day is upon us, and with it comes the pressure to find a witty yet romantic way to let your other half know you’re thinking of them. We add new designs as frequently as we think of them - and we are always thinking of them, it may seem as though we are crazy . I make no apologies for choosing some fairly extreme subjects and hope only that the humour of the poems is sufficient justification for what some may consider occasional lapses in taste and decency.From the outright dirty to the naughty – here are some jokes you can include in your cards to inject a bit of humour into your Valentine’s Day. If you normally cringe at soppy Valentine's love poems, then scroll through our gallery below for some funny, naughty poems that are perfect for a dirty mind.