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The Best Ever Book of Ethiopian Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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What do you call an Ethiopian dancer who can perform any style? An “Ethio-mover” with grace and versatility! The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers. That night he showers, shaves, and smothers himself in aftershave. He slides into bed,cuddles up to his wife, says "123" and suddenly he has the most gigantic stiffie ever, just as the medicine man promised.

Why was the Ethiopian computer programmer so successful? Because he had mastered the art of “Ethi-code”! How did the Ethiopian chef make the perfect injera? With a dash of “Ethio-flour” and culinary expertise! Why did the Ethiopian singer become a sensation? Because his voice had an “Ethio-melody” that touched souls! How did the Ethiopian mechanic fix a broken car engine? With a bit of “Ethio-mechanics” and expertise! A previous round of talks between the OLA and the government ended without agreement, and fighting continued.The Ethiopian government says the latest round of peace talks with the rebel group Oromo Liberation Army (OLA) has failed to end with an agreement. Why did the Ethiopian tomato refuse to run for office? It didn’t want to be in a “ketchup” scandal! The clashes, according to the residents, include the use of heavy weapons and drones, creating concern for the safety of civilians. What do you call an Ethiopian comedian who can imitate accents? An “Ethio-impersonator” who keeps audiences laughing!

The man figured it was their culture and focused on enjoying the day, studying and spending time with the tribe.Why did the Ethiopian doctor have a successful practice? Because he was known for his “Ethio-care” and compassion! Why did the Ethiopian musician start a band? To create a fusion of “Ethio-sounds” that mesmerize audiences!

The jokes reflect daily Ethiopian life. Depending on your personality, hopefully, you will find laughter in these jokes.

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into the crocodile pit? he ate 6 crocs before they could pull him out.

The bank is one of Ethiopia’s key financial partners and its chief, Akinwumi Adesina, enjoys warm relations with Prime Minister Abiy. What do you call an Ethiopian comedian who always delivers jokes with perfect timing? An “Ethio-jester” who knows how to make you laugh!To showcase the “Ethio-cinema” and share stories with the world!

Did you hear about the score of the football match between Egypt and Ethiopia? Egypt 8 - Ethiopia didn't.... What do you call an Ethiopian athlete who breaks world records? An “Ethio-champion” in their respective field! Short ethiopia puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ethiopia humour may include short soccer jokes also. And on his way home he went to get meat from the butcher and learned how to say "Big butcher knife big butcher knife."

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