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If you apply the front brake on your bike too hard, you’ll crowp your creels”. 17. “Don’t do that or the neighbours will play war” Bruce Kelly, from Washington: The fire brigade phoned Steve McLaren in the early hours of the morning to tell him St James’ Park was on fire. Donna, 20, of Newcastle: “I didn’t know Sunderland were dressing as pink seats this year. Don’t make a sound in the stadium do they?”
The BBC commissioned a series on the disturbing, unseen wildlife in Newcastle but shelved their plans. MTV had beaten them to it with Geordie Shore! All of Your Aunt Fanny’s shows sold out last year and Geordies clearly have an appetite for comedy. Newcastle is home to the only Stand Comedy Club outside Scotland and there are independent standup nights in theatres and pubs across the city. “The north-east has a rich tradition of alternative or surreal comedy,” says Seymour Mace, who performed his first standup gig here in 2000. “We seem to be good at being daft.” He has a monthly improvised show at the Stand and pops up at other nights, including Matt and Hal’s Gag Reels – a film-themed live panel show.
“Git mortal”
Non Geordie translation: someone who thinks a lot of themselves or looks rather special, either because of good looks or impressive clothes/accessories. Non Geordie translation: starving, hungry to the point of being in desperate need of some sustenance
My friend doesn’t like to talk about his psoriasis. He’d rather just sweep it under the carpet." Jake Lambert Another Geordie phrase meaning the same thing is "had ya watta". Geordie saying: get wrong (also pronounced "wrang") Robert Lewell, 25, of Jarrow: Have you ever been to a Sunderland match? It’s like Where’s Wally, but in reverse. Starting XI: Martin Dúbravka, Emil Krafth, Fabian Schär, Jamaal Lascelles, Javier Manquillo, Ryan Fraser, Sean Longstaff, Jonjo Shelvey, Joelinton, Allan Saint-Maximin, Callum Wilson I moved to a well-to-do area. I know it’s well-to-do because I said to my husband ‘it’s chilly in here’, and he said ‘shall we turn the floor up’?” – Sarah MillicanGay conversion camps try to make gay people into straight people using theatre. That's like a fat camp using Korean barbecue." Sam Morrison I refuse to believe that clubbing is how people are supposed to meet to establish relationships on a level for beyond what we consider to be a norm in modern society.” – Jon Richardson This appears to be another phrase with its origins in Sunderland. But we rather like it, so in it stays. Read More Related Articles When the draw was made, the meeting with Mbappe and PSG was ringed on the calendar as proof that Newcastle had returned to the big time.
Translation: “Had ya pash” is the phrase often used to tell an impatient person to take their time - literally “hold your patience”. The word simply means ‘nosy’. It’s often used when a person is being overly inquisitive into someone else’s business. It must be cool having a dad who’s a comedian’ I overheard a friend say. ‘No’ came my son’s reply. ‘He’s a k**b’.” – John Bishop
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Subs: Ainsley Maitland-Niles, Rob Holding, Nicolas Pepe, Edward Nketiah, Kieran Tierney, Bernd Leno. And how fitting it was that two local boys, Burn and Longstaff, were also on target on a night that will live long in the memory for every supporter who witnessed it. Not really knowing what an NUFC supporter was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Mary has not gone along with the crowd. One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
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