Mouse Jokes!: Funny Mouse Jokes for Kids (Funny Jokes for Kids)

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At Kidadl we pride ourselves on offering families original ideas to make the most of time spent together at home or out and about, wherever you are in the world. We strive to recommend the very best things that are suggested by our community and are things we would do ourselves - our aim is to be the trusted friend to parents. How did the hummingbird and mouse become partners in crime? They had a humming-good time stealing nectar and cheese together! Hopefully some of these funny mouse jokes and mouse puns made you laugh and will stay on your mind for a bit. That’s what a good joke does!

What did Minnie Mouse say when she spilled her milk? It Disney matter. I'll get myself another glass. The first mouse says: I will eat tons of mouse-poison, but it does nothing to me. The second mouse says, well for me a mousetrap is peanuts! I just pull the lever and take the cheese! The Third says: Oh you two, stop bragging already! Wait… what time is it? Oh, I have to go home, I have to feed the cat! A cat and a mouse are a match made in heaven, NOT! Here is a list of cat and mouse jokes, mouse trap jokes, and other funny mouse jokes that will chase your stress away. You will surely find a mouse joke here that you will like! We had a great time putting together this list of mouse jokes and puns. Give it a read and let us know which ones you like the most! Ever heard a funny conversation about a mouse? Here are a few interesting puns and jokes about mice that you can enjoy and get a squeak out of.A lady went to the USA and stayed at a hotel with a rodent problem. She tried to call the front desk but she didn’t know how to say mouse in English. What did one mouse say to the other when it stole the cheese?“I guess I’m just a little “mousy-chievous”!” If you give a mouse a cookie…He’s going to ask if he can use it to improve your internet browsing experience.

A mouse went to visit its friend in another city. When it arrived, the friend asked, “How did you get here so fast?” The mouse replied, “I took the squeak-est route!” How can you make a drowning mouse recover after saving him? By using the mouse to mouse resuscitation. after trying to get away for hours, they gave up and accepted their fate. Soon enough everybody got hungry. The tiger proposed that they start by eating the weakest animal, the cheetah agreed, but the mouse stood up and said: “if you touch the lion, I’ll hurt you so bad”

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Embark on a whimsical journey through the charming world of mice with a collection of delightful and pun-filled mouse jokes that will have you squeaking with laughter. From their love for cheese to their tiny adventures, these jokes encapsulate the endearing antics of these furry creatures. I told my pet mouse it could have anything it wanted. It said, “I’m all ears, but I could use some cheese too!” How did the mice in the house communicate when the homeowner got a cat? The mice communicated by using Mouse Code of dots, dashes, and squeaks.

The mouse said to its friend, “You’re so quiet today.” The friend replied, “I’m practicing my mouse-tery skills.” And there you have it, folks, a bellyful of mouse-inspired humor to brighten your day! Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or enjoying them solo, we hope they’ve brought a smile to your face. What do you get when you cross a mouse with an octopus? A mouse that can handle eight times the cheese! Why was the mouse thrown out of the exam hall when the exam was in process? Because he was cheesing.A group of mice decided to start a band. They played such a perfect melody that they called themselves the “Harmonious Rodents”! Once upon a time, there was a mouse who was an expert at cheese-heists. It was known as the “Cheddar Mastermind”! What interface was made in medieval times with the help of a mouse made from dragon poop? The 'dragon drop' interface.