HR Jokes for HR Folks: 250+ Human Resources Jokes

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Employee 2: Shh, they’ll hear you. They walk around in disguise, watching and waiting for us to make a mistake. Hiring a diverse team and creating an inclusive work culture is something that most companies strive for these days. At least, most companies claim that this is... Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey, American Actor

Why did the construction workers always bring a pencil to lunch? They wanted to draw their own conclusions! Guess who is fixing things and helping employees make career pivots- your HRs. 35. Code Red: It’s a Monday 😵‍💫

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Sharing your personal views on social media posts invites the scrutiny of a lot of people, including your HR and future employers. You don’t want to say anything that will show you in a poor light, or portray you as a tone-deaf person. 50. Layoff alert 🚨 Why did the HR manager become a lifeguard? They wanted to ensure everyone was swimming in the right talent pool.

You do not want to mess with the HRs while doing your payroll. No one wants one or two zeros missing in their monthly salary. Well, they technically cannot do that, but imagine if they did! 9. I dare you, I double dare you ********** What did the employee say to the coffee machine? “Thanks for being there in my time of ‘brew’-crisis.” Someone has stolen my Microsoft Office, and they are going to pay for it… you have my Word. 11. The best patients Why did the HR manager bring a ladder to the office? They wanted to reach new heights in talent acquisition.

Note: These office jokes are clean and work-appropriate — don’t worry if your boss catches you reading them! 1. Food-naming People get fired these days for what goes on in their social media. You don’t want to write politically charged posts that doesn’t speak the right thing or a racial comment directed at a minority group. So many things can go wrong when you don’t know when to shut up. Did you hear about the other company’s HR who took the top 20 application folders from the pile and threw it in the trash? What happened? There was a golf field and my friends were happy. Now, everyone looks sad and pressured,” wondered Sally. Why did the HR manager start a music band? They wanted to find the perfect harmony in the workplace.