The Very Best of Fesshole: Britain Confesses Anonymously

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I'm a bus driver. If I'm having a bad day at work, I'll look in the mirror while driving, and mutter to myself "you're all ****s aren't you?" and then tap the brakes twice so they all nod." Some of his Tweets have been retweeted and shared to millions of people. The funny anecdotes have reached across the globe, and has even lead to followers in Hollywood. I work with my own gut feeling," he said. "The stuff I don't publish is because I think it would be wrong to put it in front of a large audience.

In spite of this situation, we are going to look at inventive ways to look at serving our readership with digital content and of course in print too! MORE : After watching the Indiana Jones 5 trailer The Mandalorian fans think Harrison Ford could return as Han Solo A SMIDGEN OF PIGEON IS JUST ENOUGH TO GIVE YOUR KIDS A TREAT, FULL OF PIGEONY GOODNESS UNTIL IT'S TIME TO EAT" I once filled an entire C90 cassette with recordings of my farts. I wish I still had it. I would say it's my life's greatest achievement. I'm a partner in a firm of Solicitors and I'm 63.As a lawyer I wear the near obligatory three piece suit for work. I always take the train, and at least once a week get asked for rail information, and I always try to help. It is often the highlight of my day/week. I think very much like the Bible, it's full of stories that you can learn lessons from. I'm not telling you what the lesson is. I'm saying you need to read it and find your own meaning and important lessons of humanity." After a heavy drinking session, I shat the bed. Told the wife it was the dog to avoid embarrassment. The size and stench was so bad that she took him to the vet, and found out he was showing early signs of stomach cancer. I inadvertently saved my dog but can never take credit." Generally, people who are more private require closeness before they let you in. Yet those who are less private may be happy to disclose personal information, not just to friends and family, but to coworkers, acquaintances, and even people they’ve just met as well. Hilarious! The only guide any alien would need to find out what humans are really like’ David Schneider

I have a one year gap on my resume, which I fill with "working for a marine conservation organisation in Belize". I was actually stripping for the year to clear debts and build a house deposit. I'm a lawyer now. Could you imagine watching Iron Man 3 once, let alone five times in seven days? (Picture: @fesshole) A REFERENDUM IS WHEN A COUNTRY HATES ITSELF VERY MUCH AND DECIDES TO HAVE A PROXY WAR INSTEAD OF GETTING A PUPPY" I answer my front door in my coat, if it's someone I want to see I say I've just got in and if it's someone I really don't want to see I say I was just on my way out, works every time."I used to do admin for a firm of solicitors. 80% of them were absolute morons. I have no idea how people so stupid got qualified or continued to be employed.