The Human Santapede

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However, it would be fantastic if we could get this noticed beyond the horror community, even if for its perceived notoriety. Things take a turn for the worse (hard as that is to believe) when someone starts kidnapping elves to turn them into some sort of Human Santapede (or Inhuman, or (In)Human). A heart-warming tale of Christmas cheer, how love and friendship can conquer all and what the true spirit of the season is. The elves were already behind with their toy making thanks to the heavy snowfall that’d ground the Land of Christmas to a complete standstill during the run up to Christmas.

You’ve hooked in a certain type of reader with the risqué title and (possibly even-more-so) coverart. Be warned though, it does contain foul language and the act of stitching on person's mouth to another's a**ehole. Finance is provided by PayPal Credit (a trading name of PayPal UK Ltd, Whittaker House, Whittaker Avenue, Richmond-Upon-Thames, Surrey, United Kingdom, TW9 1EH). I truly think people will enjoy this more than they may give themselves credit for up front just based on initial judgments. I saw this posted somewhere and thought well that will be a fast dumb read and I was pleasantly surprised at how hilarious and well written it is!R/HORROR, known as Dreadit by our subscribers is the premier horror entertainment community on Reddit. Keep in mind that anyone can view public collections - they may also appear in recommendations and other places. Surprisingly, there was quite a bit more humor than disgust for me while reading The Human Santapede, and the occasional moments of nausea passed quickly as the author seemed careful to throw in a joke or light-hearted exchange fairly immediately after a reference to. I'm only kidding - Adam has re-imagined yet another *[beloved] classic, and made The **[in]Human Santapede into what is sure to be one of my favorite things for many upcoming holiday seasons! If it had actually been the absolute gross out that I had expected, I probably wouldn't have finished it, and almost certainly wouldn't have enjoyed it.

New with tags: A brand-new, unused, unworn and undamaged item in the original packaging (such as the . They’d need to pull out all the stops, each one of them working through the night on double-shifts, from now until Christmas Eve if they were going to get everything done in time.It may not be necessary to see the movie(s), but it gives you a better feel for just how bad things are going to get, and just how bad that 'we had curry for dinner' joke really is! Every now and again I’d catch a glimpse of a fellow passenger chuckling or sly smirk from across the carriage as they noticed the cover of the paperback I was shamelessly reading.