Christmas Facts Calendar - Teach your children interesting facts about Christmas traditions every day with this informative calendar. Calendar puns and calendar jokes are surprisingly witty. There’s something about them that can always get a laugh no matter who you tell them to! Here is a list of funny calendar up jokes and even better calendar up puns that will make you laugh with friends. The calendar went to the gym, but it could never find any time to work out, it was always a minute behind.

The calendar tried to join a band, but they said it couldn’t keep the rhythm, it always skipped a beat.

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I was so poor growing up, we only had a calendar to use as toilet paper… Now those days are behind me…

I asked my calendar if it wanted to join a marathon, but it said it just wasn’t ready for that kind of commitment to dates. Why did the calendar go to school? It wanted to learn some dates. Xtra-Xtra, Read All About It! (Calendar Q&A Puns) Even though dad jokes might make us groan, we secretly love these fatherly zingers that are so bad they’re good, and maybe even brilliant. (Deny it if you must, person who just Googled “funny dad jokes.”)The calendar tried to find a new career, but it always felt like it was daydreaming, it couldn’t make up its mind.

Call NASA immediately if you should catch me smiling on a Monday. An alien has killed me and is wearing my skin as a disguise. Christmas-Themed Outdoor School Activities– Great for providing a variety of fun lesson ideas and giving learners more opportunities to take in some fresh air. All we had for toilet paper was a calendar because we were so poor. Those times are now in the past.July is the 7th month of the year and is usually considered the middle of summer. Here are some jokes about July that will make you smile. Did you hear about the calendar’s secret career as a baker? It always knows how to make the perfect flan of days. Did you hear about the calendar who became a detective? It always solved crimes within a month! “Time Flies When You’re Punning: Calendar Cliches for Dates with Wordplay” Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars? Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10! Why did Jeremy Corbyn ask people not to eat sprouts on Christmas Day? He wants to give peas a chance!