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Ingredients: Milk Chocolate: 34% cocoa solids, 22% milk solids (cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, soy lecithin, natural vanilla)

Overview

We have always believed the chocolate anus is a gift to the world. Although it may look little more than a mouthful, in truth, it’s bigger than any of us can imagine! The reach and depth of the Edible Anus, and what it represents, go far beyond a chocolate novelty. The Anus has it’s roots in the very fabric of society. “ We’ve all got one and they are all different” is a call to acceptance, a call to brother and sisterhood. A call to the human family. No matter where you are from, how you look…be you rich or poor, any gender, sexual orientation…we all find a baseline with the anus. So pay attention because that’s a beautiful thing! What we sponsor Edible Anus is a brand that is exactly what it sounds like: It makes edible anuses. The company has been around since the mid-2000s and offers edible anuses in white chocolate, dark chocolate, and milk chocolate. Plus, the brand even sells Anus Ale, because why not? (Don't get us started on the limited-edition bronze and silver anuses they're selling, too...)

Initially Mr Irvin tried to cast his own anus with messy and disastrous results. Whilst explaining his failure to a chance acquaintance at a bus stop he was gratified to find that his fellow bus passenger was willing to allow him to cast her anus. The job was done in just over half an hour later that afternoon and all subsequent anuses have been based on this casting. It is a matter of interest that the person who kindly donated her service has no idea that her anus has now gone global. Nothing says I love you like a chocolate anus. The perfect gift for friends or enemies. We are proud to produce traditional hand crafted chocolates to the highest standard in our UK Atelier. We only sell fresh chocolate, and believe the chocolate anus can dissolve cultural boundaries of age, race, gender, and class. We’ve all got one and they are all different! What could be more delicious that exact chocolate replica of your anus? I think I want to eat a mold of my own.Keen to find out more, I spoke to Irvin about why we should be declaring our love with chocolate arseholes this V-Day. Watch an unboxing and review with Firebox, Canal+ documentary, or read about us online Cosmopolitan– Vice. More videos here Save 20% and experience this wonderous state of the sublime all at once, or be measured and precise, to make it last for hours! MUNCHIES: Hi, Magnus. Why the chocolate anus? Magnus Irvin: It was just like any artistic idea, it sort of came out of nowhere. I am an artist, so I'm constantly making or creating things. And I think it probably came from the idea that chocolate and the anus have some sort of connection. There was something poetic about making a small sculptural item based on an anus and moulding it in chocolate. Six rainbow-coloured anus candles with romantic scents. Our Burning Love scented candles include Midnight Blue, Mint Oil, Egyptian Musk, French Rouge, Pina Colada and Passion Fruit.

We poured scented wax into a mould of an anus, so you can experience this wonderous state of the sublime. If that alone doesn’t get you there, double up with our world renowned chocolate anus. Sight, touch, taste, and smell, the rest is up to you!

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Initially the creator tried to cast his own anus with slightly messy and disastrous results. Whilst explaining his failure to a chance acquaintance at a bus stop he was gratified to find that his fellow bus passenger was willing to let him cast her own delightful anus. The job was done in just over half an hour later that afternoon and all subsequent anuses have been based upon this hallowed casting. The lady who kindly donated her services has no idea that her anus has now gone global. Nothing says I love you like a chocolate anus. The perfect gift for friends or enemies. We only sell fresh chocolate, and believe the chocolate anus can dissolve cultural boundaries of age, race, gender, and class. We’ve all got one and they are all different! do-gooders (plural noun) – a well-meaning but unrealistic or interfering philanthropist or reformer. You know, Bataille likened the sun to an anus. Not just because of its amazing productive capacity but because of its tendency to scandalize, to force us to look into the dark. Well, what’s a better way to get to know your dark shadowy side and to introduce it to others than to take a plaster cast of your own asshole.”

How's everyone doing? Good? I'm so glad! Well, let's not putz around anymore, we all know why we're here—buttholes! Chocolate buttholes, to be specific. Even more specifically, premium chocolate buttholes you can buy for your best friends and family as a token of your love and appreciation!Magnus Irving puts you on some weird table with your anus facing him. He tells you to relax and smile as he pushes your legs above your head and spreads your butt cheeks. Then Magnus pours hot liquid chocolate all over your anus and waits for it to harden. We believe the Edible Anus can dissolve cultural boundaries of age, race, gender, and class, in an amusing and easily digestible way. Not only are you buying a great present, but you’ll be changing society for the better…one arsehole at a time. We’ve all got one and they are all different! This kit is designed for you to make an anatomical cast of your anus in fine casting plaster. It is NOT for making a chocolate cast of your anus! Gift giving just got better with our bundled savings. Save 20% off the cost of both items, and guarantee satisfaction with candles and chocolate.