It's a next-level experience. 83. "Sometimes you meet people who change you for the better. These people are called baristas." You can never get enough coffee. 57. "May your morning coffee give you the strength to make it to your mid-morning coffee." le gasp. 96. "When your boss starts giving you tasks to do as soon as you walk in, and you haven't even finished your first cup of coffee." When you're finally feeling like a person again. 55. "Sometimes I write 'drink coffee' on my to-do list, just so I feel like I accomplished something in a day."

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Confidence is key to a great morning. 72. "Coffee? First let me sing you the song of my people. BRBRBRBRBR." You can't deny me my coffee! It's my right! 80. "Coffee is vital to your survival. Dinosaurs didn't have coffee, and look at how that turned out." It keeps me out of trouble. 89. "I drink coffee because, without it, I'm basically a 2-year-old whose blankie is in the washer."

So I'd wait to say anything to me. 60. "Touch my coffee and I'll slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you."

No talking until this happens. 49. "Me before coffee. Soft demon, warm demon, little ball of hate." Don't expect much until this happens. 59. "I need at least one more cup of coffee before I like anyone today." What are you thinking?! 67. "Life without coffee is like something without something. Sorry, I haven't had any coffee yet." It's an important step. 85. "I think I need one of those medical alert bracelets that says 'Probably needs coffee.'"

Coffee cures the cranky monster in me. 90. "My name is Inigo Montoya. You drank my coffee. Prepare to die!" Can you ... not? 77. "There is no life without water. Because without water, there is no coffee. And without coffee, I'll kill you all." So obviously we need it. Like now. 81. "Yeah? Well maybe coffee is addicted to me. Ever think of that??"