Let’s be honest, there are much tastier things than male genitalia in the world, but what is a hen party without a weenie bit of willy. Pin the Junk on the Hunk – We’ve all heard of pin the tail on the donkey - this versions is a little more risqué (to say the least). We have over 10 different versions of Pin the Willy – some are more realistic than others. You should be fine, you’re used to finding it in the dark.

Hen do games don’t always have to be bright pink and fluffy. There’s plenty of options for those of you who wouldn’t be caught dead in a rhinestone tiara.And of course no hen night would be complete without some lovely Hen Night Sashes for the bride and her girls. We have some beautiful Floral Sashes for the style-conscious group. That’s one for the Bride to Be, and of course the Hens, too. Get Partying A: Equip your shovel, and tap the house by hitting the X button. Don’t strike it with the A button or you’ll damage it. A: If you’re reading this guide cover-to-cover, it’s not really. Leafos will drop hints almost constantly about variants or alternate ways to acquire piñatas, and is thus fairly helpful if you’re playing the game without help. If you’re merely reading this Q&A section rather than copying down all the info in the Piñata Encyclopedia section, then Leafos will be invaluable to finding all the little nuances of the game. Otherwise, you can safely ignore her, or beat the crap out of her with your shovel... your choice as always. We know that a lot of our hens want their families to join in on the action. Whether that’s your grandma, mum, sister, crazy auntie Sue or your second cousin twice removed – we have something which will get them fighting for first place. Let’s hope no one gets too ruthless and competitive before the wedding…

Housing for a species is available from Willy Builder once that species becomes a resident, this does not require the player to also have the resident award for the piñata. (in the case of the Mystery Home both the Rashberry and the Swanana must have been a resident). When Willy Builder is hired to build a building, he slowly walks to the location he was asked to build the building, enters the building cover, and then a countdown starts. When the countdown finishes, he exits the building, and then he marks the building as complete. He will then wait outside until the building is revealed by using the shovel. If left outside for too long, he may swing his wrench. The best approach is to figure out what upset the piñatas that much in the first place and stop it from happening again. Piñatas fight when they are sad, so make sure you’ve built houses for everyone. Also feed your piñatas some Happy Candy now and then to keep some amount of peace. Placing a Red Eye Rainbow (buyable from Ivor) in the garden will help reduce tension among all species and piñatas, but it’s not a prevention tool in and of itself. Tasty Treats - Let’s be honest, your eyes are on the prize. The exciting prospect of an abundance of classic childhood sweets and willy straws flying around the room has you ready to pounce. As soon as the big boy shows its first signs of wear, you’ll sweep up underneath it with your mouth wide open. Bon appetite!

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If you sell off all your piñatas of a species, it may appear and visit again, but you never know when that would happen. It might just be wiser at that point to tap into the hunter’s services. Q: My piñatas keep fighting with each other! How do I tell them to stop?

Hen party pass the parcel – An absolute classic. Layer the present with your chosen forfeits and prepare for some vicious competition when the music stops. Why not add some novelties for some extra fun? The Tomboys Why not turn your hen party into the Great British Bake Off? Watch out Mary Berry, there are some new girls in the kitchen. All piñatas need a place to call home. Housing provides a safe and private space for piñatas, where they can rest or romance. In fact, building a house for a species is one of its Romance requirements. If any of the squares are simply a red X, that means the garden is actually less than its minimal size. The requirements don’t want 4% of your CURRENT garden, they want 4% of your WHOLE garden. That means it’s basically impossible to attract any of the aquatic creatures, such as the Chippopatamus, until you max out your garden size. Q: How useful is Leafos’s information?

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Time to release that pre-wedding stress with our fabulous range of willy piñatas.Finally, a penis that provides some satisfaction. Give it a bash.. X-rated eggs – Cook the girls an epic breakfast to cure their hangovers with our Willy Shaped Food Fryer. This will get all the hens eggcited! Why not throw it in a few sausages too? How Well Do You Know The Bride Cards – These are essential for any classy hen party. This game is great for all ages, and all relationships to the bride. Not only are these cards super affordable, but they help to break the ice between the girls who may not know each other so well. There’s nothing like a bit of healthy competition - the girl who knows the most about the bride wins a prize (let’s hope your mum doesn’t let you down too much)! In the Console version, Willy says "butty" instead of "sandwich" in "Morning, guv. I'd offer you a bacon sandwich, but I've just eaten the last one.". The text has been fixed in the PC version.

The Mystery Home should show up in the Housing list (not Special Buildings), once you've got a Rashberry. It should initially appear as Mystery Home (with a ? icon or Pigxie icon). What, that’s not specific enough? Okay, well, the basic way to gain XP is to do something you haven’t done before. That means growing new plants, or attracting new species, or getting the Master Romancer award. These activities take a naughty twist on classic games from your childhood. You’ll be able to reminisce all of your favourite memories with the girls from home.Jizz Game – Spin the balls to determine your fate. Will it be four pumps towards the face, or two in the mouth? Fill the willy with whatever you like, if you’ve had enough practice it will soon show… Boner Baking – Ready, set, bake! Make sure – like everything else at you hen party – the cake is phallic shaped by using our Willy Cake Pans. Our Naughty Cupcake Set will be the cherry on top (or the butler in buff) of the cake – oh boy, your girls will be impressed. Finally, remember that some species are natural enemies. Buzzlegums seem to have a personal vendetta against Raisants, so if you have both in your garden, they WILL fight regardless of how carefully you plan. If it’s necessary to have both species simultaneously, you’ll need to keep your finger on the doctor’s speed dial. Q: Leafos gave me an alert that says my piñatas are trying to romance, but can’t. What’s the problem? Secret missions – Become a bond girl by taking part in missions across the town. It wouldn’t be a hen do without embarrassing yourselves a bit, right?