I’m pretty sure that at some point in our lives we’ve all told our boss that we were late because of traffic or leaves on the line rather than admit the truth; that we slept in…and how many times have you told a friend or colleague that you like their outfit or haircut when in reality you weren’t that keen?

Bully bullshit a rather quaint phrase which in short is bullshit - lies, fabrication, crap, shit stirring you name it - billy bullshit. He thrust a flyer into my hand and said “If you like bullshit, you really need to come and see this!I had a friend who divorced her husband after it turned out his childhood in Iceland was entirely fictitious and he grew up in Goole. Paul Macca himself was amazed by said Taxi drivers musical talent that he asked him to have a jamming session. My friend's uncle reckoned he'd spent a load of time in a French monastery (he may well have been in prison, or working in Salford). And the bold-as-brass "ohhhhhh, stinging nettles don't have any affect on me" claim was aired again, in a REALLY cocky fashion.

About three days into his “holiday” he was spotted standing at a bus stop in town by a friend who was on a passing bus – having briefly made eye contact, the bullshitter made a pitiful attempt at hiding by sloooowly stepping behind a post box.A Compilation of both stories in The Adventures of Bagel Girl series, including 2020's "The Holiday Villain" and 2022's "The Bigfoot Mystery. A girl in my year at school always maintained that she was a relative of Julia Roberts, and also that she was impervious to the sting of a nettle. At last year’s Christmas party, the Sales Director told me that he had been on a stag weekend to Croatia, and during the trip they had gone out hunting with semi-automatic weapons… in the snow… in sub-zero temperatures. But, here are some of the ways that could help you identify the better of the Billy-Bullshitters in your life. I remember once entertaining a girl in the living room[nb]not like that[/nb] and he came in to disturb us with his far fetched claims of all sorts of bullshit.

He said he was then rushed into a blacked-out SUV and taken back to the 5-star hotel where they were staying and told by authorities never to mention it again. I rub it in their faces and shout “LET MY BROWN DRAMA INFECT YOUR EYES AND BLIND YOU FROM THE BULLSHIT THAT HAS CORRUPTED YOUR SOULS.Suffers from Vertigo but its only for bridges and the glass centre roof, really likes mountain climbing. The most optimistic lie I think I ever heard someone tell was a boy at school who claimed one day he could jump to the moon.